Schlongicus funnyman

Schlongicus funnyman is a species under Schlongicus and is distinguished by its ability to make hilarious jokes under any circumstances about anything. Given incredibly straightforward and serious prompts and the most stubborn, senseless people, it is able to make the person laugh. Listed below are some of the simply impeccable jokes specimens of this species have created:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: monky

Q: What is a frog?

A: strange monky

Q: Monky?

A: Actually, that's a really good and thoughtful question. You see, there is not one simple answer to this. Whether or not this statement you speak of, "Monky", is true, has been debated for centuries, and nobody truly knows the answer. However, if you ask me, the most reasonable and probable conjecture is the Muncho Theory, developed by John Muncho in 1304 BC, that states that the statement "Monky" simply must be true because it would be silly were it not.

As you can see, this organism is so incredibly funny that it could make anybody laugh. It is named after the words funny and man.