Schlongicus

Schlongicus (commonly known as schlong monkey) is a genus under Funnyfungiae and is distinguished by its ability to make a "schlong" noise to attract mates or scare off threats. They are very loud, able to produce sounds as loud as 150 decibels (about the volume of a jet taking off, with the exception of Schlongicus megalofonos), and use this as a defense mechanism as most other serperans do not have ears that can withstand such volumes. They are named after the sound they make, a "schlong".

Species under Schlongicus:

Schlongicus extendaroni

Schlongicus funnyman

Schlongicus megalofonos